What are you reading this for? 

There's no fun stuff here. 

It's like the bit at the end of a mutual funds ad where they do the disclaimer for the market risks and suddenly they're talking incredibly quickly to charge through all the legal obligations even though they're talking too fast for anyone to properly hear what they're saying and it all just blurs into one relentless stream of syllables like it's one massive long word like antidisestablishmentarinism and there's not even time to take a breath between the details. 

Seriously though, see www.namankapoor.com/terms for details. 

Wow, you read all the way to the end, you mad bugger. Well done.